Take the tech notes off the fridge.
One number your whole family can text for any tech problem. Patient, at any hour.
Notes on a family fridge, like "wifi password?" and "how do I FaceTime the kids", turn into text messages to Alfie, who replies "Got these. Let's start with the Wi-Fi." The family photo stays on the fridge longest.
You didn't sign up to be on call forever.
The 9pm call. The 40-minute drive to press one button. The quiet worry about what that pop-up said, and whether they clicked it.
Grandma texts Alfie, not you.
She wants to video call her sister. Alfie walks her through it one calm step at a time. No jargon, no app to learn, no waiting for you to be free.
One number for the whole house.
Mum, Dad, the grandparents, the kids. Everyone texts the same number, and it's all handled without you.
It already knows your home.
In the Alfie app, you snap each device's label once. Alfie reads the model and warranty and remembers them, so "the TV's broken" gets an answer about your TV, and you hear before a warranty runs out.
Grandma needs you. This time it's real.
The washer won't drain. Alfie never guesses at a real repair. It stops, alerts you, and hands you the whole story, so it takes two minutes, not your Sunday.
Washer won't drain
- ✓Filter and hose already checked
- ✓Still under warranty, so the repair is free
- ☏Who to call, with the invoice attached
Tonight, you're just family.
Nobody called about the Wi-Fi. Alfie handled it, and your phone stayed quiet.
"In 2020, during COVID, I was living with my grandparents. Nobody was there to show them how to order groceries online, join a family Zoom call, or tell a real message from a scam. So I started running sessions, and ended up teaching over a hundred seniors their phones, laptops and Zoom. Alfie is that same patience, for every home, at any hour."
One price for your whole home.
You only pay for the people Alfie helps. Family who just use the app are free.
- Unlimited patient text help
- Your home's devices and warranties, remembered
- The whole story when a person's needed
The people who need help don't. They text Alfie from the Messages app they already have. The free app is for whoever looks after the home: add devices from photos, see what's been handled, and get the alert when a person's needed.
Anything tech at home: phones, TVs, the Wi-Fi, printers, scam texts, even the washer. Photos help (keep mobile data on; photo texts need it). When it can't fix something, you get the whole story: what's wrong, what was tried, the device, the warranty and who to call.
Alfie never asks for passwords, codes or payment details, and won't walk anyone through anything risky like wiring, gas or opening a device. It says so plainly instead of guessing.
Anyone who finds the tech harder than it should be, and whoever usually gets the call. It's about the device, not your age.
$20 a month for the first person Alfie helps, $10 for each one after, capped at $50 for the home. All prices are in Canadian dollars. Family who only use the app are free. 14-day free trial, card required upfront; cancel before day 14 and you pay nothing.
Your home's records are stored in Canada and never sold. For now, Alfie texts Canadian numbers only.
No one should be afraid to ask for help.
Join the waitlist. Founding homes pay $5 a month less.