One patient number your whole family can text for help with anything tech — so nobody in the house is left stuck, or left out.
Nothing to download. You just text a number, like texting a person.
Alfie lives where your family already is. No app to install, no login, no new thing to figure out — for anyone under your roof.
Whoever's stuck just texts Alfie, like texting a person. It answers patiently, one calm step at a time, and it already knows your home's devices by name.
A simple dashboard shows what got asked, what Alfie solved on its own, every device in the house and its warranty. No more guessing what's going on at home.
Most days Alfie just quietly handles it. When something's serious, it packages the whole story — what's wrong, what was tried, the device, who to call — so it gets fixed in two minutes, not twenty questions.
A human helper is kind but slow and pricey. Alfie is just as gentle, a fraction of the cost, and never once loses its patience.
You text a number in the Messages app you already use. No app, no login, no password to forget.
One calm step at a time, no jargon, and it remembers every device in the home by name.
Never asks for passwords, codes, or payments, and never walks anyone through anything risky.
Everyone under the roof shares it. Set it up once, and the whole house is covered.
Phones, TVs, the wifi, a scam text, even the washing machine. If it's tech, Alfie helps.
No one in the house made to feel behind or a burden — just calm, patient help, whenever it's needed.
One week, no ads, no launch — here's the first family who found Alfie, completely unprompted.
"Amazing concept. Really the need of the hour. So many in their seventies are struggling with tech."
One simple plan for your home. You pay for the people who actually get help — family who just keep an eye on the dashboard are free.
You pay only for the people Alfie actually helps. Founding families who join before we launch this fall lock in a lower rate for their first year — 14-day free trial, cancel anytime.
No, and that's the whole point. Alfie is a phone number your family texts, right inside the Messages app you already use. The app is a simple dashboard for keeping an eye on the home.
Safety is the product. Alfie never asks for passwords, one-time codes, or payment details, and it never walks anyone through anything risky. If something looks like a scam, it stops and flags it.
It's built first for older parents — the ones who need patient help the most — but the whole home can use it. Devices are shared, so once it's set up, everyone under the roof benefits.
Any everyday tech, on any device: phones, TVs, WhatsApp, email, the wifi, printers, even a confusing washing machine. One calm step at a time.
$15/month for the first person Alfie helps, plus $10 for each additional person, capped at $45 for your whole home. You only pay for the people who actually get help — family watching the dashboard are free. That's a fraction of the $228–340 a year, per person, families pay for human tech help.
Join before we launch this fall to lock founding pricing for your first year.